After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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