He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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