3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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