To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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