i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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