the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just gift wrapped bread.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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