I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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