talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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