if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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