Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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