Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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