do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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