we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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