so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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