I'm really into asian looking animals
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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