i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
