I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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