she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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