Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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