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Even the bartender felt bad for me
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's blow job season.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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