So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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