Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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