i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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