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• (951): View more from California

  hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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  and I must say, you were very persuasive

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?

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• (209): View more from California

  come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like

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  we should definitely drink gin again. soon.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.

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