Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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