do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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