What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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