clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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