Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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