No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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