guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think your dad took our porno
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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