I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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