So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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