Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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