Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
