i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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