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(240): View more from Maryland

how did your night go?

(336): View more from North Carolina

he asked for my myspace name.

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.

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(734): View more from Michigan

So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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You're 20.

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IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?

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(314): View more from Missouri

There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD

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(847): View more from Illinois

Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore

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