Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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