Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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