He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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