Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
