how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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