At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
