So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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