Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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