Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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