okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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