Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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