you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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