I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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