we have officially lost it.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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